"Marry someone who you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

"Do not tell her you love her if you are not ready for her to call you at 3 AM freaking out.
Do not tell her you love her if you cannot handle her father or mother.
Do not tell her you love her if you cannot love her at her worse.
Do not tell her you love her if you only crave for her curves, not her mind.
Do not tell her you love her if you cannot deal with her mood swings.
Do not tell her you love her just to have sex."

Krystal Gonzalez (via stevenbong)

True

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electricr0se:

I can’t wait to move in with someone and cook for them and own dogs and watch movies and have a live-in-best-friend who I get to bang

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pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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